I’m not even the slightest ready for school which starts in 6 hours

My uniform is dirty
My bookbag is lost
I’m pretty sure there’s homework I’m missing
I’m still awake at 2am

Let’s just not go to school. Me and my bro are making plans to go to the movies or some shit. Wanna join?

omg that would be great but haven’t we already missed enough school

Nahhhhhhhhhhhhh, we haven’t.

but my perfect attendance


do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

(Source: spenceromg, via elevatorisgoingup)


how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”

(via pizza)


one time i said “no hetero, no hetero” in school

and this popular athletic straight boy sittin in front of me turned around super slow and looked at me and went “no… hetero?” in the TINIEST MOST BROKEN VOICE IMAGINABLE like he looked and sounded so timid and confused and he was looking at me like his whole life has been a lie because he realized he might be sitting near a queer person

(via schloong)


it’s cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family

(via unretrieved)


when someone tries to explain how to do something and all you hear is


(via unretrieved)




why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that


because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

(Source: littlemixens, via unretrieved)


feelings are so complicated i don’t know if i like you or i’m just bored

(Source: cumfort, via unretrieved)


calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

(via schloong)